Dear Man Who Let Me Get Away Years Ago,
After months of not hearing from you other than the totally out of the blue text message here and there, I am glad that when you needed someone to talk to that you reached out to me.
I answered.
I listened.
I listened.
And…
I listened.

I listened when you came over and told me all about having to call the cops on your girlfriend for hitting you.

I listened to you tell me about how she was arrested.

I sat there and listened to it all.

Shit.

I even gave you some advice.

AND…

I EVEN FELT SORRY FOR YOU…..

for a second.

I told you that you need to get her out of YOUR house.

You proceeded to let her stay.

Obviously you are still together since you have gone silent with me once again.

If you are going to keep letting this psycho hose beast control your life and who you are and are not allowed to talk to then do NOT look to me for advice again.

Thank you.