I am Alexander.
Whichever you prefer to call me.
I am 2 years old and I rule this joint.
I am the baby of the family so the way I see it, everything is about me.
I am an extremely active little man.
I enjoy playing outside, throwing my toys around the house and making huge messes for everyone else to clean up.
One of my favorite things to do is undress myself when my mom or dad puts me down for a nap or to bed for the night.
I am a nudist.
I like to let it all hang out.
And, occasionally, I like to pee on my bed or the floor.
My mom’s always telling me I’m lucky I’m so damn cute or I’d be history by now.
I think she says this just because she gets frustrated when she finds me with my wiener hanging out and discovers I have wet sheets.
I’m also a competitive food thrower.
I can launch food up to 50 feet.
I just enjoy watching it splat in the end.
Another thing I like is to laugh.
There are A LOT of thing that I find to be extremely funny.
Like farts and nipples and burps and stuff.
All of it makes me chuckle.
Oh, and I don’t like to express myself verbally unless I really have too.
My favorite word is Mommy.
Everyone is Mommy.
Until they ignore me.
I also say “Eewww” and “Owie” a lot too.
I think bugs are pretty cool right up there with sand, sticks and rocks.
I have tons of really cool toys but I’d rather just run wild in the backyard beating my fists on my chest.
The best part of being me is I am continuously pampered by the bigs in my world.
If I poo or pee in my diaper all I have to do is point to it and Ta-da! Next thing I know is I’m laying on my back, hands behind my head chillaxing while someone else cleans the poo and pee off my junk and bottom.
If I get dirty, the bigs give me a bath and clean me up and then I smell very nice.
See….it’s rough being me.
Sorry, have to run now, it’s time for me to get naked and run around the backyard while my mommy tries to catch me.
See ya later!